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textsfromlastnight.com

For the people of the world,
who also somehow manage to miss
everything funny
that graces the internet


peopleofwalmart.com
youdrivewhat.com
textsfromlastnight.com
fmylife.com
failblog.com

further suggestions?
I can almost guarantee I've never heard of it


:)

lol just got a "respect-a-bull" email from USF
telling us all to represent USF "respect-a-bull"y
at Gasparilla tomorrow! lol

lol not sure why I find that extra funny
but I do!

la la la

rediscovering music
is a lot of work

homunculus

did you know

that there's a biological reason for foot fetishes?

http://www.clinicalcorrelations.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/feet-2.JPG

turns out that the brain's map of the body

puts the feet right next to the genital region.

so really, you're not that much of a freak

http://christianhubert.com/writings/brain2.jpeg

not the best illustration i've seen, but you get the idea

some solid advice

so our professor
showed us this website today:
http://www.med.harvard.edu/AANLIB/home.html
and someone says,
"that's awfully advanced"
(cause you know, it's really difficult 
to understand the difference
between the right and left
hemispheres of the brain)
and so my prof says,
"well it IS harvard"

http://www.item-bioenergy.com/boss/brainhemis.jpg

fyi prof,
I got this. Harvard or not.

Other advice from tonight's class:
* Don't headbang to music - it's
not attractive and you don't have
enough CSF to cushion the blow.
Result: migraine.
* Don't step over the person
passed out on the floor
with alchohol poisoning.
Wake them up and encourage vomiting,
then provide vast amounts of coffee
to stimulate the parasympathetic
nervous system to create an equilibrium
with the overstimulated sympathetic nervous
system. Result: not death.


Solid advice neuro psych prof,
solid advice.

...

relationship suicide
is on the horizon

im just so tired.

everythings

I approve of your recent
increase in blog posts;
especially the reblog's 
that I somehow missed.

http://blog.tamtamy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/blog.jpg

tragic

since I live in a void,
I just learned about Kate Gosselin's new 'do.

courtesy of: us magazine

Kate, I would cry too.

This is worse than the porcupine.

You look like an old man in bad drag.

You should return the weave and ask for the $7k instead.

How it is possible, that after close to ten years, people still don't know the harmful effects of mold?


FYI - mold kills.

camping + rain = death

OMG
I'm never camping again,
Especially in the friggin' rain.

Pretty sure I have pneumonia.
Like actually.
Great.