Sunday, January 31, 2010

texts reblog
For the people of the world,
who also somehow manage to miss
everything funny
that graces the internet

further suggestions?
I can almost guarantee I've never heard of it


Friday, January 29, 2010

lol just got a "respect-a-bull" email from USF
telling us all to represent USF "respect-a-bull"y
at Gasparilla tomorrow! lol

lol not sure why I find that extra funny
but I do!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

la la la

rediscovering music
is a lot of work


did you know
that there's a biological reason for foot fetishes?

turns out that the brain's map of the body
puts the feet right next to the genital region.
so really, you're not that much of a freak

not the best illustration i've seen, but you get the idea

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

why is it
that i cannot make up my mind?

hand one: 6 years
hand two: 6 years without evolution

some solid advice

so our professor
showed us this website today:
and someone says,
"that's awfully advanced"
(cause you know, it's really difficult 
to understand the difference
between the right and left
hemispheres of the brain)
and so my prof says,
"well it IS harvard"

fyi prof,
I got this. Harvard or not.

Other advice from tonight's class:
* Don't headbang to music - it's
not attractive and you don't have
enough CSF to cushion the blow.
Result: migraine.
* Don't step over the person
passed out on the floor
with alchohol poisoning.
Wake them up and encourage vomiting,
then provide vast amounts of coffee
to stimulate the parasympathetic
nervous system to create an equilibrium
with the overstimulated sympathetic nervous
system. Result: not death.

Solid advice neuro psych prof,
solid advice.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010


I approve of your recent
increase in blog posts;
especially the reblog's 
that I somehow missed.

Friday, January 15, 2010


since I live in a void,
I just learned about Kate Gosselin's new 'do.

courtesy of: us magazine

Kate, I would cry too.
This is worse than the porcupine.
You look like an old man in bad drag.

You should return the weave and ask for the $7k instead.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

How it is possible, that after close to ten years, people still don't know the harmful effects of mold?

FYI - mold kills.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

camping + rain = death

I'm never camping again,
Especially in the friggin' rain.

Pretty sure I have pneumonia.
Like actually.