Friday, April 30, 2010


One of the great mysteries of my life: How do horoscopes always know?!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

WTF.



 
WTF. I don't know enough negative adjectives
to describe my rage towards this.
What is going on in this country?
Why are we spending time overturning good laws?
I'm glad you have nothing better to do.
Well, Supreme Court Justices you are
obviously not as wise as you pretend to be.

This law was created to prevent
dog fighting videos and crush videos
from being posted online. Crush videos
are where people kill small animals like
kittens and bunnies by crushing them
under their feet, often in stilettos.

It was overturned under the pretense
of violating the 1st amendment
so that asshole organizations
can post their hunting videos.
How about having a little foresight -
this kind of crap normalizes animal cruelty.
This is barbaric. I'm disgusted. Disgusted.


Animal cruelty is illegal and immoral;
therefore these videos are too.
This is not hard people;
get your heads out of the sand.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Yo professor,



If you can't even keep up with the grading of our 1923986127897313 assignments, maybe that should be a clue that you're giving out too much work.

How are we supposed to know how we're doing? Should I do that E.C. assignment? Do I already have an A? What happened to that review of a discussion board you promised?
Worst. Class. EVER.

The green exclamation points mean that the assignment has been submitted but not graded.

FYI this is just a snapshot - there are 11 ungraded assignments total.
Guess you think that reading 40 of the 250 word posts that you assigned is way more work than the 80+ pages of academic articles(read: boring, dry and verbose) that we have to read each week and remember in absurd detail (without counting the 60 slide power points in 10 point font) for the ridiculous (fill in this obscure word from this specific sentance that you'll never remember unless you read it 17 times) weekly quizzes.
 
 
ok end rant.
: )
K.


Saturday, April 17, 2010

Ramona and Bobby

 This week, on Housewives of NYC Ramona Singer is possessed by the devil.
Check it out
Skip to 00:42 - Pro tip: it's a countdown timer

pic from bravotv.com

On another note, where does one find a guy like Bobby Zarin? Sweet like sugar. Personally, I love Jill too but I think her head might explode without him.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/zxejQjRLoQZ/WNBC+Celebrates+Rockefeller+Center+Tree+Lighting/K-M5VgsEboB/Bobby+Zarin

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

doodles

I  have attentional issues.





Oh neuro psych, why must you be three hours long?

Monday, April 5, 2010

mind criminals

If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers

We're at a revolution
And we're baying for your blood
We're laying down the law
And your name's mud

You'd like to be a member of the human race
You want to be a good boy
But you couldn't stand the taste
Blame Simon
Because he said
You've got two lives down
And one life left
Blame Simon
Because he said
You could think better with a hole in your head
You could think better with a hole in your head

If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers

Catch a revolution
Now your waging war again
Marching on the spot when you should have made amends
Cause you say you fight for us
Cross your heart and hope to die
You're the bully in the playground and we'll hang you out to dry

Blame Simon
Because he said
You've got two lives down
And one life left
Blame Simon
Because he said
You could think better with a hole in your head
You could think better with a hole in your head
If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers
If we catch a criminal
Line them up against a wall and shoot them all

Oh oh oh
If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
Play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers
If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
Play cops and robbers
If we catch a criminal
There's nothing you or I can do
Line them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all